| The Andrew Le Rendu/Forrest Gump Lookalike Page | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hi, I'm glad you could make it. Ah just had to let ya all know how good I feel now that I am just like Forrest. Not only do I look like him but I can run fast for a long time. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I'm about to buy some new clothes for my trip to America and I just think I'll buy some clothes to make me look more like Forrest. What do you think? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I've got some favourite things to say like Forrest. | How about these:- 4. Do not try to cut your own hair. 5. Dream but don't quit your day job. 6. If you see a line, go stand in it. Probably can't hurt nothin'. 7. Don't own nothin' if you can help it. If you can even rent your shoes. 8. If you want to wear a hat, do it in the privacy of your own home. 9. Never trust nobody that says he never took a drink in his whole life. 10. Don't ever pick a fight with somebody that's really ugly-lookin'. 11. If you want to be popular, do not engage in child molestin' or line dancin'. 12. Always save enough money for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet. 13. If you can't sing good, sing loud. 14. Do not cry over skim milk. 15. Don't lick nothin' that sticks to your tongue. 16. Keep your bullshit detector in good workin' order. 17. If you go to the zoo, always take somethin' to feed the animals--even if the signs say "Do Not Feed Animals." It wasn't the animals that put them signs up. 18. Try to eat somethin' bitter every day, just so's you don't lose your taste for it. 19. When you think you're so low you gotta look up to look down, beat yourself had on the foot with a stick for a while. At least you will feel better when you stop. 20. Always be ready to take a chance: look what it did for Rocky. 21. If you are ahead, shut up and stay there.
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